Monday, 19 April 2021

The Funniest Sports Quotes

When the bell dings and the whistle blows, athletes and coaches are all business. Here are some of the most humorous quotes about sport curated by the Fitrena review team.

Former NBA Center Chuck Nevitt

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

NHL Legend Gordie Howe

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

Former College Football Coach Bob Green

We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

Hall of Fame MLB Catcher Yogi Berra

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

Racehorse Trainer Ted Walsh

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

Hall of Fame NFL Quarterback Terry Bradshaw

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Boxing Legend Muhammad Ali

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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